Description
Offensive Pens – 5-Pack of Savage Stationery for the Over-It Professional
Tired of sugarcoated office supplies? Say exactly what you’re thinking with this Offensive Pen 5-Pack — brutally honest, hilariously relatable, and unapologetically over it. Perfect for your desk, gift-giving, or passive-aggressive coworkers who just don’t get the hint. These pens don’t just write — they speak volumes.
Whether you’re stuck in another useless meeting or responding to that one coworker’s 17th email, these pens have your back.
Includes 5 Sarcastic Phrases:
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“That’s Not My Job”
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“Per My Last Email”
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“This Meeting Could Have Been an Email”
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“Oh For F*ck Sake”
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“I’m Starting to Feel Sick Tomorrow”
Key Features:
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✒️ Bold Black Ink – Smooth writing for all your snarky needs.
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😂 Relatable Humor – Office life summed up in five painfully accurate quotes.
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🎁 Perfect Gift – Great for coworkers, friends, or your own inner cynic.
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💼 Office-Ready (Sort Of) – Professional enough to use, unprofessional enough to enjoy.
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📦 Durable & Practical – Because sarcasm should still write well.
Whether it’s a joke gift or your new everyday go-to, these Offensive Pens are a must-have for surviving 9–5 with your sanity (barely) intact.
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